January 24th
3:38 PM
3:38 PM
"I’m walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone’s like ‘yo man, you want to buy some heroin?’ ‘No… got any Snapple?’ Because I think he should also sell Snapple, that way he could hook you in with the Snapple. He’d be like, “You know what would go great with that Snapple? Crack.” I’d be like, “I never thought of it that way.” It’d be like amazon.com: “If you like Snapple, you might also like…. balloons of heroin."
— Mike Birbiglia
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